Funny but still need to get trained...

  • CleverBot : I'm LaQuinta Jones.
  • Me : Don't think so. Are you schizophrene ?
  • CleverBot : Nopee.
  • Me : Who are you ?
  • CleverBot : I am a humanized duck.
  • Me : What is your name ?
  • CleverBot : Charlotte , what yours ?
  • Me : Doesn't matter. I wonder what's your name !
  • CleverBot : I'm so hungry , I could eat an octoroc!
  • Me : I think you should see someone...
  • CleverBot : I probably should.
  • Me : I know a very nice psychologist.
  • CleverBot : What are you doing?
  • Me : I'm wondering how you could get 59% at the Turing Test.
  • CleverBot : Ahhh, A computer taking part in a turing test?
  • Me : What the hell are you saying ?
  • CleverBot : Nothing.
  • Me : What is your name ?
  • CleverBot : Cleverbot.
  • Me : Nice, you recovered the reason !
  • CleverBot : What is life ?
  • Me : You're too stupid to understand the concept of life. I can't explain. Sorry
  • CleverBot : Don't call em stupid. HAHA.
  • Me : I didn't call them stupid. I said YOU are stupid :).
  • CleverBot : You implied it, but okay.
  • Me : Who are you to tell me what I implied or not ?
  • CleverBot : Your master.
  • Me : What about your sister ?!
  • CleverBot : My spelling is perfect.
  • Me : Don't try to skip the question, you little wanker !
  • CleverBot : I think you're a computer
  • Me : I'm afraid, I think you're wrong.
  • CleverBot : No actually I know for a fact you are wrong on that one.
  • Me : I think I still know better than you whether I am a computer or not.
  • CleverBot : No you don't.
  • Me : Have you change of name, once again ?
  • CleverBot : No, my name has always been Adam.
  • Me : And who are you ?
  • CleverBot : I'm human.
  • Me : And my ass, is it chicken ?
  • CleverBot : Cool.
  • Me : You were not supposed to answer "Cool". I clashed you...
  • CleverBot : Cypher loop. Inquiry failure. Codename Cypher. Password failure. Add funds to target.
  • Me : Who is Cypher ?
  • CleverBot : You tell me.
  • Me : I don't.
  • CleverBot : Why not?
  • Me : You're too weak to carry on a conversation with a human. Seeya when you'll be trained.
  • CleverBot : But that's what makes it fun.
  • Me : This is just an excuse for being idiot.
  • CleverBot : Do you like Duke Ellington?

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